They say, marriages are made in heaven and you get a partner you deserve.The tradition said, you choose your partner as per your compatibility, beliefs and dreams with family blessings.
Indian politicians and their alliances are just like those marriages but are made on earth. Every 5 years, they rejuvenate themselves and start searching for a partner to get into relations which sometimes are more complex than any normal couple.
We have seen so many political marriages in recent years which were sometimes blessed but mostly were for the sake of convenience .
Few interesting marriages are enlisted here of
1) Shivsena-BJP :
A couple in a love-hate relationship with very high egos and on the verge of seperation.
As moment of parting ways comes closer,they realise and reignite their eternal love for each other and decide to keep their marriage intact to live happily ever after.
Example of qualified married couple.
2) JDU-BJP-RJD-BJP
After 17 years of successful marriage, one of the partners figure out personality issues in marriage to fall in love with an old foe turned friend.
Second marriage and divorce cost huge alimony and ultimately culminated in marrying the first partner again.
Example of confused couple.
3) Cong-SP :
After failed relations and broken hearts, two people come together and instantly realise they are made for each other and new Live-In relation blossoms only to falter in few days of togetherness.
Example of failed Live-In couple.
4) SP - BSP :
An estranged couple not even bothered to see each other for years realise marrying again is a better option than spending life in oldage homes and in wilderness.
Example of a couple who never knew they were made for each other.
5) TMC with Congress and Communists :
Hate triangle makes them poles apart and they don’t realise the worth of family members (Aam Janta) who have always supported them. Family gets tired of their hypocrisy and plan to ditch them.
As soon as the reality of loneliness dawns, the couple starts showing affection towards each other.
Example of couple who shows love for each other in public and hate each other in private.
6) AAP with Gathbandhan :
An unmarried man/woman with high confidence and no commitment realise that there are more smarter brides and grooms.
Fear of getting dumped makes them ready for compromise and willing to marry anyone.
Example of bride/groom who overestimate self potential and end up getting married to anyone who is willing to enter a nuptial knot.
Last but not the least,
7) Congress with Gathbandhan/Mahagatgbandhan :
An over enthusiast who has the habit of proposing anyone and everyone but always gets rejected or is kept waiting without answer.
There is no couple here, only an eternal bachelor who can not get married.
Disclaimer: The blog is a satire on the current political tie ups and coalitions. It does not propagate any party or alliance. Neither does it comment on the policies of political parties and should be read as a farcical situation only.
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Disclaimer: The blog is a satire on the current political tie ups and coalitions. It does not propagate any party or alliance. Neither does it comment on the policies of political parties and should be read as a farcical situation only.
All posts on this blog are the works of Jayawant and any unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without the express and written permission of the author is strictly not allowed. You may use excerpts and links or repost this material provided that complete and clear credit is given to the author and with clear directions to the original content.
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- Jayawant
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